The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
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I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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