can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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