You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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