hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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