I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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