so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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