i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
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Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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