im drinking this country out of the recession.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
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of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
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Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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