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you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
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You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
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Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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