that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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