I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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