is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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