I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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