so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Randomize
