I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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