hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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