they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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