This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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