I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
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He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
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You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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