wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
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The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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