He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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