he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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