he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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