You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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