You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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