he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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