There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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