So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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