WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
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I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
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Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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