So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Randomize
