i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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