I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
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Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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