belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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