I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
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He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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