ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
they need to just BURY HIM!
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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