Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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