just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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