Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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