Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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