he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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