I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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