we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
She's the barista slut.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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