i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Randomize
