Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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