There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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