Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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