You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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