i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
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just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
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After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize