Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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