Plan B is the new Plan A
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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