doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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