fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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