How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
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you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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