i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
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Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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